Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
