it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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