also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
