Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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