she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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