ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
