we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I have post one night stand depression
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