talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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