I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Just puked most of my soul out..
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