Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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