The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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