I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Of course I have a pirate flag
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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