They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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