They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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