I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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