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(651): View more from Minnesota

My Vagina smells like Nemo again.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You love popeyes more than me

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.

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(563): View more from Iowa

The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.

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(330): View more from Ohio

If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent

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(516): View more from New York

I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.

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(513): View more from Ohio

She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that

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