But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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