And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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