when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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