so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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