Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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