So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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