I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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