Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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