Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He better not be in your backpack
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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