im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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