the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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