anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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