So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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