Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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