I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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