There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I am available for nakedness
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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