You tried to poop in the sink last night.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize