Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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