at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
420 ftw
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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