i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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