Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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