i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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