My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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