So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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