doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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