She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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