As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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