Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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