I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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