Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I have fence marks all over my body
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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