I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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