Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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