Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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