Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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