Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I wear drunk well.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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