It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Randomize
