The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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