Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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